Monday, 23 September 2013

Fo' Shizzle, Biatch! Readin Da Dead Is Da Bomb!

Okay... I'm officially loving gizoogle.net right now. I'm seriously thinking of changing my Amazon page to their version!

Check out this sweet book description of Reading The Dead:

Book Description
While investigatin tha brutal murdaz committed by a mysterious serial killa known only as "Raithe," bookish LAPD Detectizzle Sarah Milton is unprepared ta have her entire ghetto turned upside down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Innate powers ta peep tha dead, lyin dormant since her motherz murder, have reawakened up in her afta a near-fatal blastin fo' realz. Along fo' tha ride is Sarahz irrepressible thirteen-year-old childhood "imaginary playa," Anna Nigma, a most atypical poltergeist fo' realz. Amid fears fo' her sanity, Sarah must come ta grips wit tha realization dat her realitizzle is now a mix of tha natural n' supernatural, where powerful, ancient mystic symbols can grant dunkadelic powers over game n' dirtnap, n' paranormal influence extendz even tha fuck into her current cappin' investigation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Forced ta hide her abilitizzles from everyone, Sarah n' Anna have no chizzle but ta brang Raithe ta justice on they own, before tha sinista forces behind his crazy-ass cappin' spree claim yet another victim.

and the editorial reviews are outragious!

Editorial Reviews

Review

Reviewed by Tracee Gleichner fo' Readers' Favorite

Sarah Milton had a bangin-ass childhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Bein called a 'schizo' by nuff people, cuz of her imaginary playa Anna Nigma, she didn't be thinkin there was anythang wrong. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch loved havin Anna ta rap to, especially when dat freaky freaky biatch had a gangbangin' daddy dat was too busy fo' her n' shit. But, when her mutha takes a thugged-out dirt nap tragically, Anna disappears n' Sarah is left ta fend for her muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch learns dat dat thugged-out biiiatch can only rely on her muthafuckin ass n' throws herself tha fuck into her thang hustlin wit tha LAPD fo' realz. After she is shot, her playa Anna returns, n' it might be just up in time ta help her break tha cappin' spree by serial killa Raithe.

When I first started readin dis book I wasn't shizzle what tha fuck ta expect. What I didn't expect was a mad unique plot, interwoven with character pimpment dat you don't peep too often. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. At first I wasn't sure how tha fuck I would feel bout tha relationshizzle between Anna n' Sarah yo, but ta peep how tha fuck these two playaz gots reacquainted n' how tha fuck they thang blossomed afta all kindsa muthafuckin years, was straight-up dope naaahhmean, biatch? Without Annaz help, Sarah would not done been able ta open up her mind ta tha fact dat Anna wasn't imaginary at all yo, but a spirit searchin fo' what tha fuck happened ta her up in her short game here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Not only did she need Sarahz help yo, but Sarah needed hers.

I highly recommend dis book ta mah playas dat loves a phat plot, some paranormal twists, n' charactas dat will leave you wantin mo' n' mo' n' mo' fo' realz. A great read!

From tha Author

Da Readin Da Dead series originally fuckin started as a screenplay I freestyled back up in 2011, purely fo' fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. After movin on ta short stories, I fuckin started ta feel tha urge ta try mah hand at suttin' bigger n' shit. While goin back n' readin mah original gangsta script, rough though it was, I found a lil' bit of magic up in tha evolvin relationshizzle between tha two main characters, LAPD Detectizzle Sarah Milton n' her teenage, pimply sidekick, Anna Nigma. I realized as I read it dat not only did tha rap work across different genres, encompassin every last muthafuckin thang from a paranormal comedy ta a cold-ass lil crime thrilla yo, but at its ass, dat shiznit was straight-up bout none of these thangs. Da five-o drama, suspense, thrills, supernatural n' mystic elements - they was just tha icin on tha cake. What drew me ta mah original gangsta script, n' what tha fuck I endeavored ta pass along up in dis book, was tha tale of two dopest playas, separated by years, whoz ass must find a place up in they lives fo' one another again, afta goin on ridin' solo fo' so long. Thatz what tha fuck dis book series means ta mah dirty ass. I hope you gonna find suttin' of equal value when you read it fo' yo ass. 

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